Macy grabs the stuffed white bunny from Jane's arms. Jane tugs it back.
"Jane," Macy crouches down to Jane's eye level, her voice sticky sweet, "Can I sleep with your bunny in my bed tonight?" Without waiting for a reply she snags the bunny out of Jane's arms again.
Jane's face explodes in a curdling scream as she melts to floor. Macy stares at the eye-scrunched, red-faced heap on the floor, then in the same calm voice says, "I'll take that as a yes."
Oh my word. That is hilarious. Lost in translation? Let's hope she doesn't go on a foreign speaking mission...she might have problems.
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